Bone Machine
# 1111
Position: Blocker
Bio: This former Terrace resident came to Montreal from the rough backwoods of northern BC. City-livin gots nothin on the joys of rugged life in the bush, but the thrillin trouble to be had on and off the track with MTLRD has given this redneck gal reason enough to stay city-bound for now. When a backalley dance-off with the new skidz crew turned out to be love at first booty shake, she found some wacky tights and jumped aboard the double-rainbow train of total neon domination!
This is Bone Machine’s 7th year in roller derby, and recently had the honor of playing for Team Canada (and winning silver!) at the first ever Roller Derby World Cup.
Age: 31
Height: 5’4″
Catchphrase: “Git’er done!”
Likes: homemade bear sausage and mud bogging
Dislikes: the System
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