Chim Shady

# 908

Position: Blocker

Bio: The abandoned offspring of Norman Schwarzkopf Jr and Bruce Springsteen’s 1986 smash hit “Dancing In The Dark,” Chim Shady was raised by rabid, feral gutter cats on the mean streets of the Secret Garden State: New Jersey. After years of training in the sewers with the TMNT and a series of intensive Freudian hypnoses to hate and destroy all things not green, she’s joined forces with La Racaille to unleash her fury. Warning: Do not put your hands too close to Chim Shady’s teeth.

Age: 26

Height: 5’6″

Catchphrase: “Never fall in love at the jersey shore”

Likes: P-nut, Bieber, tiny spoons and forks

Dislikes: mean cat jokes and rude gypsies