Montreal Roller Derby’s La Racaille is a gang of shit-disturbing street punks on wheels. Raised on the wrong side of the tracks, they banded together to terrorize the town, wreak havoc in back alleyways, and FIGHT THE POWER. Theyíve been through hell and back, greasing their wheels with toxic chemicals, strapping scrap tires to their skates for protection against needles and broken glass, and brandishing lead pipes and a booty block for anyone who gets in their way. ?They are untamed, sexy, street-wise chicks, faster than lightning and itching to kick some ass. Beware!
(crédit photos:Marc-Antoine Vachon, Slim jim for the banner confection )
Derby Name: Bitter Pan
Bio: Born in Brussels, as bitter as it’s sprouts, Pan flew to La Racaille to quench his thirst for tracks, hits and stinky wrist guards.
Height: As big as his shadow
Catchphrase: I wish I had one
Likes: Brussels sprouts, endive and my fav, artichoke
Derby Name: GameBoi
Bio: Born somewhere in the 80’s and never grew old. GameBoi likes it simple, a Hit button and a Jump button, don’t need more than that.
Height: Fun size, portable size
Likes: Tetris, good strategy, video games. Oh and Glitters! And Unicorns!!
Dislikes: Getting low on battery, cold winter, and losing my Yoshi
Pronouns: He / They- Them
Derby Name: Jurafist Pack
Bio: I’m a Dinosaur. I have useless arms, strong legs to chase and my main goal is to eat.
Height: Baby dinosaur size
Catchphrase: I’m hungry!
Derby Name: Nameless Whorror
Bio: She is what nightmares are afraid of.
Catchphrase: We have done the impossible and that makes us mighty.’
Derby Name: Rolling Tender
Bio: After a year of recovery, I’m ready to unleash the tenderness!
Catchphrase: There’s no fun without suffering
Likes: gender fuckerie
Dislikes: heteronormativity and other social constructs
Pronouns: iel, they/them
Derby Name: Snack Daddy
Bio: Call me Daddy
Derby Name: Squeeze
Bio: Costumer and professional clumsy, she dream of a roller-friendly city so she can skate wherever she go!
Height: Squeezable size
Likes: Make everything fit with my uniform!
Dislikes: Struggle to not replace the damn label inside the shirt of players
Derby Name: Gorgon’Zola