(crédit photos: Charlotte Lacoursière)
Derby Name: Angry Noodle
Bio: Salty and spicy, with a mild baguette aroma, her anger will punch you in the stomach.
Height: 1 serving
Catchphrase: Nobody not even the rain
Likes: Mr Peanutbutter, podcasts, Planet Earth (TV), ghosts
Dislikes: global warming is real
Pronouns: She /Her
Derby Name: Gunmoll Mindy
Bio: A fabled rum runner from the lush pipeline of southern Ontario, Gunmoll Mindy packed up her skates and hooch and headed for the port of Montreal when the heat found her clandestine stills and threatened to throw her in the clink for some hard time. With the trail finally cooled , Mindy found a new group of hooligans intimately familiar with the wild world of contraband to assist her in her operations. She now divides her time between laying low from the law, laying out jammers on the track and keeping glasses full in all the underground establishments of this fair city
Derby Name: Jesus Rice
Bio: Last season, I wished for a Cambodian roller derby team, and now, the Ditas have another Cambodian player #diversity. What are the odds. I’m going to start wishing for things via this bio. I’d like a million dollars please.
Height: Xtra Small
Catchphrase: Asian Jesus promises to love you long time.
Likes: Burgers. Tacos. Hawaiian pizza. Poutine.
Dislikes: Being mistaken for the other Asian in the league (Tiny Fury)- unless I can take credit for her game which happened once after the Sexpos played against Tampa Bay. A Tampa player told me I played amazingly, to which I responded, “you too”. Why take the time to explain they got the wrong Asian when we can share each other’s greatness.
Derby Name: Just’N Powers
Bio: Not highly creative, Just’N doesn’t know what to describe after 6 seasons. Come see her on the track, an image is worth a thousand words.
Catchphrase: Skating backward is easier!
Likes: Skating, sleeping, eating, laughing
Dislikes: Skating forward
Derby Name: Scarlett Fever
Bio: After her first months in the streets, she learned that the most important thing in life is Family. She found one with the Contrabanditas, and after years of fighting in blood, sweat and tears, she finally reached her goal of being a very respected cat. Oh and the tall blond behind, is her permanent bodyguard, Scarlett. She drools a bit but overall she’s fine.
Height: Like a chapka-ish?
Catchphrase: Meeeeoooowwwwmrrrrh mmmbbbrrrhhh meeeow. Meow meeeowbrrbrrh. Brrrweeow.
Likes: THE LIGHT, OUR MASTER
Dislikes: Anything that cleans dirt. And idiots.
Derby Name: Warzazatte
Bio: Introduced by her mafiosa de mamma, Warzazatte is determined to give blood and sweat for the Familia di Contrabanditas.
Height: You’re no match for me, forget it.
Catchphrase: To infinity and beyond
Likes: video games, gifs, cats,outdoor activities
Dislikes: Those who break the Law of Omerta