(crédit photos: Emi BK, montage Mojo Jojo)
Derby Name: Badass
Position: Good question
Bio: Badass has been a hockey goalie since the age of 7, so don’t be surprised if she stops a jammer with a butterfly slide.
Height: 5,9 3/4
Catchphrase: Fight like a girl
Likes: Pizza and tacos, but mostly pizza
Dislikes: Having something stuck in my teeth, sneezing while driving, being lectured on how to use a drill.
Derby Name: G-String Theory
Bio: Arriving from a 24-dimension parallel universe, G-String Theory has come to Earth to play roller derby: a sport whose reputation has crossed dimensions. With many strings to her bow, she draws her power from the smallest components of matter: tiny g-strings made up of pure energy. Will G-String Theory adapt to the physical laws of this universe? Will her intergalactic reputation follow her to this planet? Will roller derby become her weapon of mass destruction? Only the future will tell.
Catchphrase: Hold on to your string!
Derby Name: Horny Potter
Bio: Instead of becoming a Quidditch beater on a flying broomstick, I’ve become a human bludger on roller skates.
Catchphrase: Mischief managed
Likes: Severus Snape, cats, collecting crucifixes, onanism.
Dislikes: People who take up too much space on the sidewalk, prudishness, patriarchy.
Pronouns: They/them He/him
Derby Name: Krak’N
Bio: Fifth season already! A love-hate relationship from the begining to the end. A passion that made me who I am today and which bring me so much every year. Its never too late to reach your goals!
Height: 5’6″ 1/2
Likes: Alcohol, tattoos and sarcasm.
Dislikes: Spiders, hurting others and winter.
Derby Name: Leann-T-Christ
Position: The Ball
Bio: Destroy the middle, it’s a waste of time From the perfect start to the finish line And if you’re still breathing, you’re the lucky one ‘Cause here I am heaving through corrupted lungs.
Catchphrase: HOWAY MAN
Likes: Your dog
Dislikes: Your cat
Derby Name: PoisonEvy
Bio: Former rugby player who excelled mainly during the third-half; she laced her first pair of skates in Toronto and hasn’t put them down since.
Catchphrase: It is what it is
Likes: England and vintage shops
Dislikes: Being patronized
Derby Name: Rictus In Bra
Bio: Loyal in nature, I would give everything for my players. Too late for you guys, you’ll have to deal with my jokes and my sharp shoulders <3
Catchphrase: kiss on the ass <3
Likes: hit some butts baby!
Dislikes: The great violence, the one that makes me ashamed of belonging to the human race.