Montréal Roller Derby
An abandoned building, where broken windows are letting the howling wind in. A creaking grid opens ups on a dusty, musty, boiler room. Around the old furnace, all kinds of eerie creatures are gathered ‘round. Some of them grew up on the street. Other have just escaped their padded cells. These ill intentioned women, with a crazy spark in their eyes, are planning their next move.
(crédit photos: Mojo Jojo)
Derby Name: Bloody San
Number: 82
Position: Jammer/Blocker
Bio: Fresh meat with the Paris Rollergirls 3 years ago, she then started training with the girls of Valences for a few months. She managed to play her first bouts in Auckland with the Pirate City Rollers 2015 where she stayed for 9 months.
Height: 5′ 4″
Catchphrase: I’m gonna scratch your face. It rhymes with catchphrase.
Likes: To travel, to eat, to eat AND to travel, to travel AND to EAT and TO drink at the same time.
Dislikes: Stupidity
Derby Name: Flatula Clark
Number: 808
Position: Standing up… (and it’s not always easy)
Bio: Hell yeah! 100% GMO free
Height: Adult
Catchphrase: Better out than in
Likes: EATING : long live the Cassoulet
Dislikes: Leaving marks
Derby Name: Freida Tits
Number: 6006
Position: Blocker
Bio: I watched whip it when i was 11
Height: 5’3 1/2
Likes: people
Dislikes: pineapple, except on pizza!
Derby Name: French Cancan
Number: 4399
Position: Blocker
Bio: Rescued from France at 8, happy to be here !!!
Height: 5’3”
Catchphrase: Peace and Rum
Likes: Diversity
Dislikes: That people can stand Trump’s ideas…
Derby Name: Gonna Teach Her
Number: 29
Position: Blocker
Bio : She hits them, pushes them, mistreats them, yells at them, traumatises them… and that’s only at school. Imagine on the track…
Height: 5’4 plus wheels
Catchphrase: “Any questions?”
Likes: red pens, curious people
Dislikes: bad grammar, chalk
Derby Name: Kanut
Number: 5
Position: Jammer
Derby Name: La Grande Noirceur
Number: 78
Position: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Bio: Nevermind, educate yo’ self!
Height: On skates? 6′ 2″
Catchphrase: Give me points!
Likes: Soft, grey or sweet things. The moment when you start putting on wool layers in the fall, but also the moment when you take them off in the spring.
Dislikes: Social injustices. Concussions. When life takes over and you don’t have time for important stuff.
Derby Name: Laisse Tomber les Filles
Number: 174
Position: Blocker
Derby Name: Little Tricky
Number: 400
Position: Blocker
Height: Not very tall
Likes: Coffee
Derby Name: Mad Hunter
Number: 4810
Position: Anywhere, as soon as it’s on the track!
Bio: crazy about snow and mountains. It’s been said that I was born on Mont-blanc
Height: Tall enough to see over most player’s helmets
Catchphrase: When you want you can
Likes: fighting nicely, eating fajitas and nachos. Everybody likes nachos.
Dislikes: Hurting people or myself
Derby Name: Mojo Jojo
Number: 343
Position: Blocker
Bio: I’m always cold.
Height: 5’3”
Catchphrase: Stay sexy, don’t get murdered.
Likes: Coffee, drinking coke, playing video games (especially the Sims), François Pérusse
Dislikes: Being cold
Derby Name: Peace Out
Number: 2176
Position: Blocker
Bio: So I played with the marvelous Juniors for 2 years and I am still there, I even am Captain! Eheh they will never get rid of me ;) And I am the baby of the league, at only 18!
Height: You are asking a lot… I think it’s 5’7?
Catchphrase: Older people always need an explanation
Likes: Nature of course! Living creatures. Tits and ass! Eat. Sleep for a long time. Leisure :)
Dislikes: My mornings after every Thursday because of the 3$ beer at l’Impro :'( And my rabbit, she is mean like a devil!
Derby Name: Presto
Number: 707
Position: Blocker / Jammer
Derby Name: Regretta Garbanzo
Number: 689
Position: Blocker
Bio: “I want to break free” Queen
Height: “60 feet tall” The Dead Weather
Catchphrase: “Take a walk on the wild side” Lou Reed
Likes: “Kissing a fool” Geroge Michael “Dance me to the end of love” Leonard Cohen
Dislikes: “Total eclipse of the heart” Bonnie Tyler
Derby Name: Salty Sarah
Number: 07
Position: Blocker
Bio: A Swede who crossed the ocean.
Height: In Sweden we do it in centimeters: 170
Catchphrase: Eyes on the prize
Likes: Swedish coffee & Salty Liquorice
Dislikes: Mess
Derby Name: Slaughter Melon Crawl
Number: 94
Position: Blocker
Height: Tall enough
Catchphrase: Hen, enkatkharitsheronnia:ne…
Likes: a greasy pizza, a strong coffee and new running shoes
Dislikes: lite beer
Derby Name: Sweet and Innocent
Number: 1101
Position: Blocker
Height: Dunno
Catchphrase: Buh I don’t wanna
Dislikes: Deadlifts and Pull-ups
Derby Name: Terror me Sue-Z
Number: O86
Position: Blocker/pivot/jammer
Derby Name: Thelma Track
Number: 0200
Position: Jammer
Bio: In desperate search of Louise, I wander from country to country. If you see her contact me at 514 609 xxxx …
Height: Classified
Likes: Wine, cheese and les pains au chocolat
Derby Name: Surgical Strike
Number: 658
Position: Coach
Derby Name: Ghostface Killher
Number: 27
Position: Coach
Derby Name: Al K Traz
Number: 13
Position: Coach
Derby Name: Miracle Whips
Number: 123
Position: Coach