Missy Me’s-on Track

# 140 MeV/c²

Position: Blocker

Bio: While working late one night, down in the beam pit on the Time Projection Chamber, at Vancouver’s TRIUMF Cyclotron Facility, someone in the control room accidently spilt coffee on the console. “Spark! Crackle! Bzzzz! Wirrr…,” the accelerator turns on irradiating her with Pi-Mesons! All of a sudden she felt a tingling sensation as the Meson Tracks flew through her body. “That was strange,” she thought, not knowing the beamline was on. Weeks went by… one day while scrimmaging on the track, with two of her blockers in the box, she became flustered! And then, all of a sudden, from deep down inside, her anger grew, and she burst into a cloud of mesons engulfing the opposing team allowing her Jammer to pass through.  And the crowd roared, “Wow! There are mesons on the track! …wait there are coming from that missy!” …and from that day forth, she became known as, “Missy Me’s-on Track, the girl in the clouds with mesons!”

Age: 2.6×10^-8 seconds

Height: 0.7 Fermi

Catchphrase: “The girl in the clouds with mesons”

Likes: kaons

Dislikes: protons