Derby Name: Aïe
Bio: Awkward hippie skater known for riding her rusty bike everywhere, through snowstorms and the pouring rain… She has skated in 4 different leagues before joining MTLRD 3 years ago.
Likes: True crime TV shows
Dislikes: Speaking in public
Derby Name: Gruesome Gracie
Bio: I started roller derby in Northern Ontario where the next teams to play were a 3-8 hour bush drive away. Spent the last 3 seasons with ORG Misfit Milita and am super excited to now be in Montreal!!
Height: 5feet 8inches
Likes: Cooking and eating
Derby Name: Noodle
Bio: It all started with a “Tabarnak Tabarnak” cried on the track in Montreuil (9-3, Paris, France, whatver). Three years later, here’s Montreal. Montr- EUIL / ÉAL, same but even crunchier.
Likes: Coffee, comic books, podcasts, screamo
Dislikes: Not sure about auto-tune
Derby Name: Stupid Sexy Flanders
Bio: Originally from Australia, SSF is excited to spend their 8th derby season skating with the Sexpos. Ned, for short, enjoys puns, good coffee and executing life-changing offense.
Catchphrase: Nothing at all!
Likes: Cheese, puns, podcasts
Dislikes: Alarm clocks
Derby Name: Jess Bandit
Bio: Bandit has been with Montreal Roller Derby since 2006. She has skated with the New Skids on the Block for 10 years, as well competed in three World Cups (twice as a player and once as a head coach). This is her third season coaching the Sexpos.