Montréal Roller Derby
(crédit photos: Emi BK, montage: Mojo Jojo)
Derby Name: Aïe
Number: 62
Position: Blocker
Bio: Awkward hippie skater known for riding her rusty bike everywhere, through snowstorms and the pouring rain… She has skated in 4 different leagues before joining MTLRD 3 years ago.
Likes: True crime TV shows
Dislikes: Speaking in public
Pronouns: She/Her
Derby Name: Banzo
Number: 689
Position: Blocker
Bio: Excited about starting my 5th season in Montreal with such a delightful line up!
Height: 171cm
Catchphrase: Yo
Pronouns: They
Derby Name: Black Belt Beauty
Number: 38
Derby Name: Blue Butt
Number: 913
Position: Blocker
Dislikes: Cold showers!
Pronouns: She
Derby Name: Bohemeth Rhapsody
Number: 1975
Position: Blocker
Bio: Started playing in Australia with Canberra, has recently moved to Montreal to enjoy the snow and bagels. Goes by Bowie for short.
Height: 6ft
Likes: Dogs, art, snacks
Dislikes: Hot weather
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Caton
Number: 151
Position: Blocker
Derby Name: Elektron
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Derby Name: Eye Roll
Number: 12
Position: Jammer
Height: 5’6”
Catchphrase: I’m hungry!
Pronouns: Sher/her
Derby Name: Gruesome Gracie
Number: 5678
Position: Jammer
Bio: I started roller derby in Northern Ontario where the next teams to play were a 3-8 hour bush drive away. Spent the last 3 seasons with ORG Misfit Milita and am super excited to now be in Montreal!!
Height: 5feet 8inches
Likes: Cooking and eating
Dislikes: Spreadsheets
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Laurence
Number: 808
Position: Jammer
Bio: I tried a fun new thing on skates in 2019 and it was the best decision I ever made.
Height: Just average
Likes: Spreadsheets, statistics and quizzes
Dislikes: Making decisions
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Mayday Vajj
Number: 1
Position: Pivot
Bio: After 10yrs and 3 different leagues, I’m still tearing it up on the track like a boss. Captain of Sexpos.
Height: 5’10”
Catchphrase: Age is inevitable, maturity optional
Likes: Cats.
Dislikes: Tapioca pudding
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Merick
Number: 103
Pronouns: He/they
Derby Name: Mother Tucker
Number:
Derby Name: Nana Bistouri
Number: 911
Position: Jammer
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Noodle
Number: 52
Position: Jammer
Bio: It all started with a “Tabarnak Tabarnak” cried on the track in Montreuil (9-3, Paris, France, whatver). Three years later, here’s Montreal. Montr- EUIL / ÉAL, same but even crunchier.
Height: 5’1666″
Catchphrase: yas
Likes: Coffee, comic books, podcasts, screamo
Dislikes: Not sure about auto-tune
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Purr Evil
Number: 76
Position: Blocker
Derby Name: Salty Sarah
Number: 07
Position: Blocker
Bio: This is my 7th season of Derby, started in Stockholm and continued in Montreal when I moved here soon 5 years ago.
Height: 170cm
Likes: Cheese, cats and salty liquorice
Dislikes: Drama
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Sham’Pain
Number: 06
Position: blocker
Bio: Started derby in Australia, travelled in Europe and Middle East to meet with amazing teams and now starting my second season with MTLRD; it’s so exciting!
Height: 165
Likes: trees
Dislikes: borders
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Stupid Sexy Flanders
Number: 323
Position: Pivot
Bio: Originally from Australia, SSF is excited to spend their 8th derby season skating with the Sexpos. Ned, for short, enjoys puns, good coffee and executing life-changing offense.
Height: 165cm
Catchphrase: Nothing at all!
Likes: Cheese, puns, podcasts
Dislikes: Alarm clocks
Pronouns: She/they
Derby Name: Tiny Fury
Number: 888
Position: Jammer
Height: Colossal
Catchphrase: Hahhhaa!
Likes: Brotein, puppies, sarcasm, cheesy pick-up lines
Dislikes: High shelves, math, artichokes, writing bios
Pronouns: She/They
Derby Name: zelda
Number:
Derby Name: The Rev
Number:
Derby Name: Jess Bandit
Number:
Position: Entraîneuse
Bio: Bandit has been with Montreal Roller Derby since 2006. She has skated with the New Skids on the Block for 10 years, as well competed in three World Cups (twice as a player and once as a head coach). This is her third season coaching the Sexpos.
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Greta Bobo
Number:
Position: Entraîneur
Bio: Bobo’s skates have jammed for Team Canada, the New Skids on the Block, the Sexpos and la Racaille. In 2020, they’re joining the coaching staff of the Sexpos for the first year.
Derby Name: Brawli
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