Montreal Roller Derby’s B travel team, The Sexpos, proudly represent in blue, white and red at an international level. This pack of passionate and talented ladies train hard and thrive to kick your ass and have lots of fun doing it! With all their wits and tricks, these hellcats on wheels will win you over before knocking you down.
The Montreal Sexpos will prove once again that not only are they an awesome B team, they are also always ready play with the big girls from any A team!
(crédit photos: Ange Labbé-Dulude)
Derby Name: Dalaï la Matraque
Bio: Despite her serenity and her words of wisdom, this reincarnation of the Dalai-Lama has never really adapted to the spiritual life that was expected of her. One day, she had a revelation during her meditation: “Roller Derby”. She left her Tibetan monastery to follow the calling of her true destiny. She exchanged her sandals for quads and her monk’s robe for a blue, red and white uniform. She declared the track “New Tibet”, a territory she would conquer with her physical strength rather than spiritual, this time!
Catchphrase: You’re only late once you arrive.
Likes: Cats. Unicorns. Cats dressed as unicorns.
Derby Name: Purr Evil
Bio: Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
Catchphrase: Purr went from playing year 1 & 2 for the Slaughter Daughters to now starting her 3rd season representing La Racaille and the Sexpos. Just like an excited kitten, Purr will always appear just when you thought you were out of the pack.
Likes: Cats, chips, cheetos
Dislikes: Getting old
Derby Name: Tabarnouk
Bio: Tabarnouk! / Proper (but not that much) and feminine noun. From the Latin tabarnacalum. Shortened as: Barnouk. Synonym: Shoosh! A Québécois expression which is used during play to express anger, hostility, pain, elation or surprise. Depending on the context in which it is used, “Tabarnouk!” can also heighten the implication of the words surrounding it. It is used for its cathartic properties and its ability to distract the enemy. The noun “Tabarnouk” is often considered to be an insult or a swear word in popular Québécois vernacular. It has to be used with caution, only by the initiated. Often imitated, “Tabarnouk” is never equaled. “Tabarnouche”, “Tabarnane” and other “Tabarouette” learned this at their own cost.
Catchphrase: Ah ben château!
Likes: Teamwork, raccoons, nachos with cream cheese salsa, skirts, and coffee.
Dislikes: Morning without coffee, lazy people, et people ceux qui ne travaille pas en équipe.
Derby Name: Ti Punch
Bio: Pirate of the Caribbean, Mary Read’s reincarnation on wheels. She boards the track everytime she can and she loves Rum
Catchphrase: I do What I want
Likes: freedom, freedom again ….also freedom…..oh and also bretzels !
Dislikes: labels, categories, empty bags of chips, limits, lack of sleep, obligations, morning talks, people who don’t say thanks.
Derby Name: Tiny Fury
Bio: During a nuclear test at an unknown location, Tiny Fury and her brother Gojira were created. Envious of her brother’s triumphs, she trains day and night in the hope to be able to rampage through cities and be called Lord of Kaiju.
Catchphrase: Same difference. ¯\_(?)_/¯ “?_?”
Likes: Protein, puppies, world domination, sarcasm
Dislikes: Being mistaken for the only other Asian in the league, High shelves, Mathematics
Derby Name: Ginny
Position: Bench manager
Bio: The black sheep of the Neutron family, Ginny spends her time tinkering with brains and old computer parts in her dank, dark lair, hidden in the depths of Mont-Royal with her trusty sidekick Murtle, the robotic cat. Having promised her concerned parents that she would attempt to forge a life in the “real world,” Ginny joined the world of roller derby despite her deep abhorrence of social interaction of all kinds.
Likes: Footwork, brains, cats
Dislikes: A rowdy bench, mornings, cilantro