Montreal Roller Derby’s B travel team, The Sexpos, proudly represent in blue, white and red at an international level. This pack of passionate and talented ladies train hard and thrive to kick your ass and have lots of fun doing it! With all their wits and tricks, these hellcats on wheels will win you over before knocking you down.
The Montreal Sexpos will prove once again that not only are they an awesome B team, they are also always ready play with the big girls from any A team!
(crédit photos: Charlotte Lacoursiere)
Derby Name: Al K. Traz
Your best derby souvenir: Playing with the Sexpos in Texas and maybe getting MVP against Rose
The best gift you ever received: A snowboard trip to Whistler
Your favorite cake: Well, not a white cake from Loblaws
When I do not play derby I…: eat breakfast and make architectural drawings
Derby Name: Dalaï la Matraque
When I do not play derby I…: take a walk around my Tibetan monastery wearing my sandals and my monk’s robe. Sometimes, I even go commando! #yolo
A souvenir from your 10 years: Can we really call it a “souvenir” if it’s still in my short term memory?
Who would you like to have in your team?: As I once said: “In the practice of tolerance, one’s enemy is the best teacher.” Therefore, I would like to have everyone who hates me in my team.. So I could “practice my tolerance” by watching them get hit by the opponents and I would do nothing about it. #passiveaggressive
Derby Name: Ghostface KillHer
The best gift you ever received: Wonderbrat’s love
Your favorite cake: Angel food cake
A souvenir from your 10 years: I don’t understand this question.
Your favorite derby player: Wonderbrat
Your favorite introduction song: ****** in Paris
Who would you like to have in your team?: Ronda Rousey
Your best derby souvenir: Playing with the Sexpos in Texas
When I do not play derby I…: Work
You play derby because…: It’s fun
Who is your alter-ego?: Kanye West
Derby Name: La Grande Noirceur
Your best derby souvenir: The first time I put quad skates on. My fist apex jump.
When I do not play derby I…: I’m thinking about solutions to answer social injustices and creating opportunities to put them in action. I’m always thinking a little bit about derby. I’m asking way to much questions.
Who would you like to have in your team?: Your mom
Derby Name: Little Tricky
Your best derby souvenir: Montpellier vs Nantes. There was a difference of 105 points at half time, and less than 10 at the final jam. This game was crazy!
You play derby because…: I like to try to move girls who are weighting twice my weight. I convinced myself that on a misunderstood it might work.
A souvenir from your 10 years: I was 1m10 tall when I was 10. I couldn’t see really far.
Derby Name: Mojo Jojo
Your best derby souvenir: My mentoring sessions of FDR in 2014.
The best gift you ever received: Les 3 premiers albums du peuple de François Pérusse. Merci monon’c Pat!
You play derby because…: I’m not cold while playing.
When I do not play derby I…: Sleep, and complain about being cold.
Derby Name: Sneaky Devil
Your best derby souvenir: It’s probably one of my earliest derby memories too, getting drafted to the Sexpos my rookie year. I checked that email so many times I couldn’t believe it was real!
The best gift you ever received: I don’t really like gifts! :s
Your favorite cake: carrot cake
You play derby because…: Because it’s challenging!
Derby Name: Tabarnouk!
Who is your alter-ego?: Rockets the Raccoon
When I do not play derby I…: Work… a little to much sometime.
Your favorite derby player: The R-Beats, our amazing referee crew in Montreal. They will always be my first derby family.
Your best derby souvenir: I wont say winning the Championship with FDR in 2015 for a first time, but the journey that bring us there. All those amazing people that give their heart to the team to construct a strong and creative unity. Forcitude!
You play derby because…: Because somehone one day say I could not do it.
Derby Name: Terror Me Sue-Z
You play derby because…: It allows a safe and comfortable place for anyone to be powerful or their own super hero/villain
When I do not play derby I…: Bake a lot of cake
The best gift you ever received: Your smile ;)
Your favorite introduction song: Monster- Kanye West
Derby Name: Ti-Coune
Your best derby souvenir: That time when we were practicing hits and that I made one of my teammates throw up because of a particularly well placed hit.
When I do not play derby I…: I study psychology at the University of Montreal.
Your favorite derby player: Scald Eagle
Derby Name: Tiny Fury
Who is your alter-ego?: Godzilla
Your favorite cake: ALL. THE. CHEESECAKE. Also, wedding cakes.
A souvenir from your 10 years: A year ago, I cannot skate to save my own life. I was falling on my butt so much that I was nicknamed Butthurt. I do not hate it at all because it is a good reminder that I need to keep on working hard!
Your favorite derby player: Can’t pick one! I love players who are amazingly good but are super modest about it and are constantly pushing their limits. All through, ShortShop is an inspiration to me because she prove that with perseverance and hard work, it is possible to play at an high level.
Your best derby souvenir: Last year, the first game of Racaille against Ditas, we managed to get a last jam in and I was jamming. I got lead and got 2 points before calling it off. Even if we lost the game, it was the happiest jam I ever did and everybody was cheering!
When I do not play derby I…: try to figure out the meaning of life.
You play derby because…: I love to challenge myself and this is the only sport I don’t feel my size is an impediment. Well… most of the time. I also love the sportsmanship this sport brings out!
Derby Name: Coach Sparkle
Your best derby souvenir: With the Sexpos : our only game at the arena last year. Everyone was just so happy and proud to wear red and blue in front of the Montreal crowd, I thought my heart was gonna burst. With Racaille: when we went up against FDR with 10 players during a heat wave, 4 or 5 years ago. We were 8 by the end of the game and we lost, but we’d also become family.
Who is your alter-ego?: Leslie Knope
Your favorite derby player: The four league players who have influenced me the most: Bone Machine/Coach Tailor, my coaching inspiration; Surgical Strike, a defensive powerhouse and the calmest of calm pandas; Lady J, who constantly reminds me that smarts trump size; and Greta Bobo, who taught me you can be a serious athlete and have fun!
Derby Name: The Rev
The best gift you ever received: A pair of skates
Your favorite cake: Pecan Pie ( I like pie) oh ok, almond cake
A souvenir from your 10 years: Paying with Star Wars action figures before they were collectables
Your favorite derby player: Smarty Pants
Your favorite introduction song: Gold Trans Am -Ke$sa
Who would you like to have in your team?: She Hulk or Wonder Woman
Your best derby souvenir: PLaying at world cup in England
When I do not play derby I…: Work
You play derby because…: The comraderie
Who is your alter-ego?: Mr. Jerrfey
Derby Name: Ginny Neutron
When I do not play derby I…: nerd out with computers and math and simulations and stuff. And drink coffee. Mmmmmmm, coffee.
Your favorite cake: Cheeeeesecake!
A souvenir from your 10 years: our family was adopted by our first cat and my life plan was to be a violinist.