Montreal Roller Derby’s B travel team, The Sexpos, proudly represent in blue, white and red at an international level. This pack of passionate and talented ladies train hard and thrive to kick your ass and have lots of fun doing it! With all their wits and tricks, these hellcats on wheels will win you over before knocking you down.
The Montreal Sexpos will prove once again that not only are they an awesome B team, they are also always ready play with the big girls from any A team!
(crédit photos: Rodger Proulx)
Derby Name: Elektron
Bio: The Elektron: Element of the miniaturized and of low molecular weight. Seemingly harmless at first glance, beware of her dodges and don’t mess with her, risking that she exploses.
Height: Close to the ground
Catchphrase: Appearances are deceptive.
Likes: Music and color
Derby name: Hipsqueak
Derby Name: Kaio-kensi
Derby Name: Mad Hunter
Position: On the Mont-Blanc when I block or receive a star pass
Bio: I would have win an olympian medal, unfortunately not in a skiing section. And the other story, not in all current disciplines either.
Height: High Enough to see all the beautiful mountains
Catchphrase: You will fall like a snowflakes
Dislikes: When snow disappear :(
Derby name: Nana Bistouri
Derby Name: Squarrior
Derby Name: Ti Punch
Bio: Pirate of the Caribbean, Mary Read’s reincarnation on wheels. She boards the track everytime she can and she loves Rum.
Height: 1m65 et demi
Catchphrase: I do what I want and “you have to try everything once.”
Likes: Freedom, freedom again ….and freedom…..oh and bretzels also!
Dislikes: Labels, categories, empty bags of chips, limits, lack of sleep, obligations, morning talks, people who don’t say thanks.
Derby Name: Bloody San
Bio: I’m starting my second year with my crazy team “FDR”. Started roller derby in Paris 4 years ago with Paris Roller Girls, then a few months with the girls of Valences, Spain and played in Auckland with the Pirate City Rollers in 2015.
Derby Name: Tabarnouk!
Bio: Tabarnouk! / Proper (but not that much) and feminine noun. From the Latin tabarnacalum. Shortened as: Barnouk. Synonym: Shoosh! A Québécois expression which is used during play to express anger, hostility, pain, elation or surprise. Depending on the context in which it is used, “Tabarnouk!” can also heighten the implication of the words surrounding it. It is used for its cathartic properties and its ability to distract the enemy. The noun “Tabarnouk” is often considered to be an insult or a swear word in popular Québécois vernacular. It has to be used with caution, only by the initiated. Often imitated, “Tabarnouk” is never equaled. “Tabarnouche”, “Tabarnane” and other “Tabarouette” learned this at their own cost.
Catchphrase: “Ah ben château!”
Likes: Teamwork, Les ratons-laveurs, bobsleigh, nachos with cream cheese salsa, short skirts, and a good coffee.
Dislikes: People that are lazy, that always find excuses for not doing things and those who don’t work as a team.. Morning without coffee.
Derby Name: The Rev
Bio: Born from the dismembered limbs of former roller derby players and assembled in Dr Spankensteins lab, Rev was forged in the flames of Chaos, Hammered by trials to tempered steel.
Catchphrase: Get Lower
Likes: Beer, poutine and sauerkraut
Dislikes: Freezing rain, Trump
Derby Name: Jess Paternostro
Bio: Jess has competed as an athlete for 11years. She skated with the New Skids on the Block from 2007 to 2016. in her last year of competing, she played for the Montreal MRDA Les Mont Royals. During this time, she competed at the 2011 & 2014 World Cup with Team Canada. Jess now apart of the Sexpos coaching crew. She started coaching Roller Derby within MTLRD back in 2008. She was the Head Coach of Mont Royals when she became the Assistant Coach of Men’s Team Canada. She worked with the Men’s National Team for the 2014 and 2016 World Cup. She made the switch to coach the women’s Canadian National Team in 2016, whom came in Third place at the 2018 World Cup. Jess is a Mental Performance Coach and a Physical Education teacher.
Derby Name: Snack Daddy
Bio: Once upon a time, baby Snack lazily allowed a friend to write her bio for her. Therein was revealed an apparent (and surprising) obsession with 2014’s MVP OF THE WORLD, Smack Daddy. Never one to let a good joke go, Snack strapped on her big boy boots, bulked up, practiced the chainsaw in the mirror a few times and became SNACK DADDY, 2018’s MVP of dropping crumbs everywhere.
Likes: Victory snacks, victory tequila
Dislikes: Diets, sobriety