Montréal Roller Derby
(photos crédits : Emi BK,(bk.emi) editing/graphics: Alicia Biggley (http://aliciabiggley.com)
Derby Name: Aïe
Number: 62
Position: Blocker
Bio: Awkward hippie skater known for riding her rusty bike everywhere, through snowstorms and pouring rain… She’s been skating in 4 different leagues before joining MTLRD 3 years ago.
Likes: True crime TV shows
Dislikes: Speaking in public
Pronouns: She/Her
Derby Name: Badger
Number: 18
Position: Jammer
Bio: Runs backwards, eats things, climbs trees, is tired, usual honey badger stuff, whatever. Established 10 seasons ago. No chill.
Height: 5’4
Catchphrase: Awkward eye contact is my catch phrase
Likes: My dog. A tow truck towing a tow truck. Puns. Good deals. Interspecies animal BFFs. Dogs peeing on fire hydrants. Floral print. Raccoons walking upright on their two back feet. Roller Derby Announcers. Pizza.
Dislikes: Terfs.
Pronouns: She/Her
Derby Name: Biggley Smallz
Number: 1017
Derby Name: Bone Shaker
Number: 63
Derby Name: Cheese Grater
Number: 289
Derby Name: Falcon Punch
Number: 66
Position: Jammer
Bio: Starting her 9th season with Montreal Roller Derby, participated to the 2014 World Cup with Team France and the 2018 World Cup with Team Canada. Jammer for the New Skids on the Block since 2014. Part-time massage therapist, stunt and administrative assistant.
Height: 5’6″
Catchphrase: are you gonna finish eating this or…?
Likes: Shredding the skatepark, the slopes and the track, doing flips and eating food.
Dislikes: Gettting woken up, skating on slippery a** floors, remembering I have to be somewhere in 10 minutes while I’m eating cereals in my underwear.
Pronouns: She/Her
Derby Name: KT Kaboom
Number: 999
Position: blocker
Likes: cats, dancing, rolling change
Dislikes: mustard
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Kaio-kensi
Number: 59
Position: jammer
Bio: Starting my 3rd season as a jammer with Montreal and the Skids. Ambassador of brain safety, fun times, taking care of each other, and the reign of chaos.
Height: 5’6″
Catchphrase: find the light in the darkness
Likes: sleeping, dancing, making spreadsheets
Dislikes: bad vibes
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Lau-Rider
Number: 008
Position: Blocker
Bio: Starting my 8th sesons with MTLRD and my 4th with the New Skids
Height: 5,7
Likes: My kids
Dislikes: Snow
Pronouns: She/Her
Derby Name: Magnum PEI
Number: 1773
Position: Blocker
Bio: Magnum is in her 10th season with MTLRD. She is from a field in Prince Edward Island. She is not cool.
Height: 5’10” ish
Catchphrase: %@#$@!
Likes: Potatoes
Dislikes: Lobster
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Mange moi el cul
Number: 9999
Derby Name: Miracle Whips
Number: 123
Position: Jammer
Height: 5’7”
Likes: kombucha
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Beef Stew
Number: 911
Derby Name: Papercut
Number: 44
Position: Blocker
Bio: New Zealand export. Previously with Pirate City Rollers and Team Aotearoa, Cutty enjoys strategy and heckling in equal measures.
Height: 5’7″
Catchphrase: The best revenge is just to do better.
Likes: Dogs, snacks, coffee
Dislikes: Not having dogs, snacks, and coffee
Pronouns: she/her/they
Derby Name: Scar2-BeatU
Number: 204
Position: Jammer
Bio: Transfer from the ice box of Canada, Winnipeg Roller Derby League. Coming into my 9th season of Roller Derby and 2nd season in Neon. I study Butchcraft and I will jump your butt.
Height: 5’3″
Catchphrase: My favorite kind of men is Ramen
Likes: Napping
Dislikes: Mushroom soup
Pronouns: She/Her
Derby Name: Sham’Pain
Number: 06
Position: blocker
Bio: Start derby in Australia, travel in europe and middle-east to meet with amazing teams and now starting my second season with MTLRD, it’s so exciting!
Height: 165
Likes: trees
Dislikes: borders
Pronouns: She/Her
Derby Name: Tiny Fury
Number: 888
Bio: Starting my 6th season with MTLRD and it will be a magical year.
Height: Colossal
Catchphrase: Hahhhaa!
Likes: Brotein, puppies, sarcasm, cheesy pick up lines
Dislikes: High shelves, math, artichokes, writing bios
Pronouns: She/They
Derby Name: Traz
Number: 13
Position: Blocker
Bio: Starting my 8th season with Montreal Roller Derby, represented Team Canada in the 2018 World Cup and playing for the New Skids on the Block since 2016.
Height: 5′-4″
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Why Bro Sirius?
Number: 934
Derby Name: Zelda
Number: 03
Derby Name: Arkham Fury
Number: –
Derby Name: Chlomydia
Number: –
Derby Name: Patricide
Number: –