Montréal Roller Derby
(photos crédits : Roger Proulx (http://rogerproulxphoto.com) et Alicia Biggley (http://aliciabiggley.com)
Derby Name: Al K Traz
Number: 13
Position: Blocker
Bio: Starting my 7th season with Montreal Roller Derby, represented Team Canada in the 2018 World Cup and playing for the New Skids on the Block since 2016.
Height: 5’4″
Derby Name: Aïe
Number: 62
Position: Blocker
Bio: Having led a bohemian life, well let’s say instable life, for years, I’ve been spreading my awkward love in Quebec, Reims, Toronto and Bordeaux before finally unpacking in Montreal and trying to improve my skills to hopefully wear my favourite neon team colors !
Height: 1,73 m
Catchphrase: Awkward and proud !
Likes: Being offered food and love <3
Dislikes: Social situations, having to talk in front of more than 2 persons, being mansplained !
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Biggley Smallz
Number: 1017
Bio: Started from the bottom now I’m here. TDot OG >> MTL in 2016. Now entering my 8th season Thug-Life-ing it on the New Skids
Height: 5’7″
Catchphrase: Hold my Hoops
Likes: Energy Drinks and Big Gold Hoops
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Cheese Grater
Number: 289
Position: Blocker
Bio: Playing since 2006 started with hammer city transfered to Montreal in 2009 and have been playing neon ever since!
Height: 5’3”
Catchphrase: Say cheese!
Likes: Rainbows, beige foods, my dogs nacho and pickle
Dislikes: Veggies, negative attitudes
Derby Name: De Nada
Number: 1969
Position: Jammer
Bio: Third season ! Yeah !
Likes: Mortal Kombat, astrology, cider.
Dislikes: Rude people!
Derby Name: Falcon Punch
Number: 66
Position: Jammer
Bio: Starting her 8th season with Montreal Roller Derby, participated to the 2014 World Cup with Team France and the 2018 World Cup with Team Canada. Jammer for the New Skids on the Block since 2014.
Height: 5’6
Catchphrase: are you gonna finish eating this or…?
Likes: Shredding the skatepark, the slopes and the track
Dislikes: Slippery floors, loosing a toenail, stinky gear
Derby Name: KT Kaboom
Number: 999
Likes: Cats, rolling change, hitting people
Dislikes: Spiders and mustard
Pronouns: She/her
Derby Name: Kaio-kensi
Number: 59
Position: Jammer
Bio: ??
Height: 5’6″
Likes: beets
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Labrosse aka FRE SHE VOCA DO
Number: 19
Position: Blocker
Height: 5″3
Catchphrase: Get to Del Taco!
Likes: vine compilations, the ketchup robot.
Dislikes: GERD
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Lau-Rider
Number: Oo8
Bio: As my 7th season with MTLRD and my 3rd with the New Skids
Height: 5,7
Derby Name: Lyzbeth
Number: 26
Position: Blocker
Bio: First year as a DA for Skids! YÉ!
Height: 5″3
Catchphrase: punks not dead
Derby Name: Magnum PEI
Number: 1773
Position: Blocker
Height: 5’10”
Catchphrase: I came here to knit sweaters and kick ass, and I just ran out of yarn.
Likes: Knitting, sewing, potatoes
Dislikes: Lobster
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Mange Moi El Cul
Number: 9999
Position: Blocker/pivot
Bio: Old lady Mange starting her 12th season of roller derby in Montreal!
Height: very tall
Catchphrase: just eat it
Likes: falcons, snacks, naps, charlie
Dislikes: snakes, mornings and mustard
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Mayday Va*J*J
Number: 1
Position: Blocker/pivot
Bio: Started playing 2010 in upstate NY. Spent 2yrs playing in VT before finding home at MTLRD. Love this sport and the community.
Height: 5’10
Catchphrase: Non, Mais non
Likes: Cats, naps, kareoke
Dislikes: Waking up early
Pronouns: she/her
Derby Name: Miracle Whips
Number: 123
Position: Jammer
Derby Name: Mr.s & Mr Painkiller
Number: 103
Pronouns: they
Derby Name: Nana Bistouri
Number:
Derby Name: Papercut
Number: 44
Position: Blocker
Bio: New Zealand export, starting my 6th season (2nd in Montreal). Represented Aotearoa in the 2018 World Cup, captained Pirate City rollers to Division 2 playoffs 2017.
Catchphrase: The best revenge is just to do better
Pronouns: she/they
Derby Name: Purr Evil
Number: 76
Derby Name: Scar2-BeatU
Number: 204
Position: Jammer
Bio: Recently transferred from Winnipeg Roller Derby League. Skating for 8 years. Development Jammer for Team Canada 2018. Nap specialist.
Height: 5’3”
Catchphrase: “That’s life baby!”
Likes: Napping.
Dislikes: Mushroom soup.
Derby Name: The Honey Badger
Number: 18
Position: Jammer
Bio: Nothing can stop her when she’s hungry. Is a sleepy f*ck. Skates backwards. Doesn’t care.
Height: 5’4
Catchphrase: Will jam for pizza
Likes: Pizza, naps, puppies
Dislikes: Slow walkers, google drive/docs/sheets, terfs
Pronouns: She/Her
Derby Name: Why So Sirius ?
Number: 934
Position: Head down
Bio: Always there to piss you off and to love you
Height: incommensurable
Catchphrase: Long live to emotion, fuck perfection
Likes: Love in general
Dislikes: when there’s no love
Pronouns: unstable
Derby Name: Zelda
Number: 3
Bio: Recently moved from Vancouver and transferred from Terminal City Roller Derby. This is my fifth season of skating. 98% made of caffeine.
Dislikes: Peaches
Derby Name: Arkham Fury
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Derby Name: D Ray
Number: 137
Bio: I’ve been playing for 6 years. Started in Prince Albert, Saskatchewan, then I played with the Reservoir Dogs in Calgary. Moved to Toronto in 2014 and I’ve been playing with the men’s team since. I helped coach Orangeville Roller Girls and now the Toronto All-Stars where I am the Jammer Coach. In 2018 I played for Team Canada at the Men’s Roller Derby World Cup in Barcelona and I’m on the preliminary roster for the 2020 team. This is my second season helping the Skids and I love it, especially considering my original plan was to just sneak into Skids practices for my own purposes.
Derby Name: Rogue Runner
Number: 22
Derby Name: Patricide
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Derby Name: No Pix Plz
Number: 54-46
Position: bench manager
Catchphrase: choose life!
Derby Name: Chlomydia
Number: ooo1
Pronouns: They/them
Derby Name: Orlando Blocktopus
Number: