(photos credit: Roger Proulx)
Derby Name: Falcon Punch
Bio: Starting her 6th season, Atheletic background of gymnastics and Muay Thai, Participated in the 2014 World Cup with Team France, Jammer for the New Skids on the Block since 2014.
Catchphrase: Fuck it.
Likes: knitting on rainy/snowy days, drinking tea, taking naps on the sofa… yes, I’m secretly 80.
Dislikes: when my feet are cold, forgetting why I got up to go in the kitchen once i’m there, oysters (yuk), mess.
Derby Name: Honey Badger
Bio: Starting her 7th season, mostly jams, blocks on occasion. Known for quick feet, spinning and looking incredulous when she gets called on a penalty. Often employs the Carleton dance to juke.
Catchphrase: Does it look like I care?
Likes: Pizza and puppies
Dislikes: Alarm clocks and rude people
Derby Name: Why So Sirius?
Position: Blocker/Pivot (but I really have to work hard)
Bio: Once upon a time there was a Rockett on roller skates that no one could stop, a Dewey worthy of roller derby and a nocturnal Fury on skates. So, one day, I decided to lace up skates of my own in April 2013. Thank you Mac Rockett!
Height: Surely taller or shorter than you.
Catchphrase: BIM! Super power.
Likes: Tea, tea, tea, oh yes, tea and also tea.
Dislikes: Judgment and the dogmatic pyramidal hierarchy