Say hello to …
Shawny Rocket
Blocker
#97
As a child, while other girls played with Barbie dolls, Posh Slice was launching herself like a human tsunami into the neighbourhood boys playing football on the playground or road hockey in the street. She dreamt of collision and fantasized about the physics of demolition, destruction and chaotic crashes, thereby forming her own personal and violent take on “The Big Bang Theory”.
In high school, Posh matured into a stunner; a girl who could make the hairs on your neck stand up by batting an eye that would ice you like a forearm shiver. The girliest tomboy on the block, it was then that Posh’s love of fabulous footwear and the sexiest high heels began.
Posh Slice was recently introduced to a bootlegging band of hellcats known as the Contrabanditas who would feed her need for the finest Manolo Blahnik & Jimmy Choo shoes that had “fallen off the back of the truck”. The ‘Ditas quickly showed Posh the hard-knocks world of Montreal Roller Derby, and now as a part of the team, this “Little Devil in heels” has become “Hell on Wheels”.
More info on:
- age: N/A
- height: 5' 1¾"
- Catchphrase: “
Little Devil in heels and Hell on wheels”
- Likes: Anything over 5"
- Dislikes: Knockoffs and cheap imitations - damn wannabes!