Montreal roller derby

Trash N’ Smash

Blocker

#1.18 L

At night, the Boogie Man checks under his bed and in his closet, for he dreads that she might be there. The Grim Reaper leaves a light on because the thought of her sends chills down his bony spine.  She’s as tough as a stroll through Hell in a gasoline suit, as mean as a cobra with a rash, hard as diamond and colder than a harlot’s heart; she’s Trash n Smash the ORIGINAL bad girl. Trash n Smash is the one that your mommy warned you about; mostly because she was mugged by her and was afraid to testify against her in a court of law.  Raised by seven brothers who only lived to drink and fight, Trash n Smash got her PhD in brawling even as she was expelled from schools while leaving behind a trail of broken heads and boosted cars.  She was a gang of one, a can of mace with legs, an urban legend told to scare children to sleep. On a booze-crazed binge, having laid waste to a bar full of bikers, Trash n Smash met Georgia W. Tush, who saw in her a potent weapon of mass destruction.  Tush made Trash an offer that she could not refuse; as a blocker for the Contrabanditas she could kick ass endlessly and never have to make bail.  Hell, that’s one way to have more money for beers and tequila chasers.
Her name is Trash n Smash and she makes malice an art form….

• More info on: Trash N’ Smash

• age: 29
• height: 5'9"
• Catchphrase: “ Back off, Bitch!”
• Likes: Music,booze,roadtrips
• Dislikes: People who don't shower on road trips...you know who you are!!!