The Honey Badger

# F18

Position: Jammer / Blocker / Pivot

Bio: this was found written in The Honey Badger’s psych report (naturally, she was too unstable to attend public school):

Summary: This little girl runs backwards. She runs in slow motion. She runs all over the place. The little girl chases dogs. She digs. She finds cobras in trees. The little girl sleeps in the middle of dinner. She goes into bee houses. She doesn’t care about bee stings. This little girl smacks the shit out of snakes. SNAKES. This little girl is just crazy.

Physical Examination: Not possible

Prognosis: Keep away

Age: approximately 5

Height: not tall, but what The Honey Badger lacks in height, she makes up for with a fairly long body, a distinctly thick set and broad shoulders

Catchphrase: “Thanks, Stupid”

Likes: sleeping and eating

Dislikes: being woken up and food theft